This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! It does not excite me to be in front of all of you today. I am aware that my opinion I am presenting will not… Continue reading Savior or False Shepherd: Bendy and the Ink Machine
Savior or False Shepherd: Infliction
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. GATHER ROUND, MY FOLLOWERS!!! GATHER ROUND!!! We are finally getting into the thick of October, meaning the scary games are coming out of the woodwork. I will admit, I… Continue reading Savior or False Shepherd: Infliction
The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s Apathy
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Savior or False Shephard: Lone Survivor
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Savior or False Shephard: Darksiders
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The End is Nigh … because Telltale Games is Dead
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The End is Nigh … because Publishers are Villains
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Savior of False Shepherd: World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth
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The End is Nigh … because of Loot Boxes
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The End is Nigh … because of the Four Horsemen
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in September of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. GATHER ROUND, MY FOLLOWERS. I have come to recall a tale of a young doomsayer and his past sins. Long before I felt the need to shout the end… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of the Four Horsemen