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The End is Nigh … because Publishers want to Patch Out the Past
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The End is Nigh … because of Mobile Gaming
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Savior or False Shepherd: Bendy and the Ink Machine
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Savior or False Shepherd: Infliction
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The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s Apathy
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Savior or False Shephard: Lone Survivor
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Savior or False Shephard: Darksiders
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The End is Nigh … because Telltale Games is Dead
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The End is Nigh … because Publishers are Villains
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in September of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! Broktober is rolling around the corner, meaning one thing: Publishers will be crawling all over themselves to get you to purchase their games, but as… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Publishers are Villains