This article originally ran under a different banner/website in April of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. The Doomsayer has lost his ways. Gone are the day of the Doomsayer’s review of indie titles… Continue reading Ape Out: Savior or False Shepherd
I, the Video Game Doomsayer, want you to write about video games.
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in April of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!! It has been a quiet few weeks in terms of gaming news. Sure, Steam and Epic continue to snatch up exclusive titles in the attempt to… Continue reading I, the Video Game Doomsayer, want you to write about video games.
The End is Nigh … Because Bioware’s Magic Ran Out
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in April of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! GATHER ROUND AS I HAVE SOMETHING TO ADMIT!!! I WAS WRONG!!! A few weeks ago, I claimed EA most likely forced BioWare to craft the… Continue reading The End is Nigh … Because Bioware’s Magic Ran Out
The End is Nigh … because of Electronic Arts, the Devourer of Worlds
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in March of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! IT’S COMING!!! IT WILL NOT STOP!!! IT CANNOT BE STOPPED!!! NOT UNTIL IT CONSUMES BIOWARE!!! Hide your Commander Shepherd jackets, Varric replica crossbows, and Darth… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Electronic Arts, the Devourer of Worlds
Metro Exodus: Savior or False Shepherd
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in March of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! As a horror connoisseur, the Metro series has always intrigued me. I always heard about its signature claustrophobic atmosphere that seeps into the tunnels of… Continue reading Metro Exodus: Savior or False Shepherd
The End is Nigh … because nobody would publish Uncharted today
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in March of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! I, THE DOOMSAYER, CHALLENGE YOU TO IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE A GAME LIKE UNCHARTED DID NOT EXIST. NO BIOSHOCK, NO ORIGINAL GOD OF WAR, OR… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because nobody would publish Uncharted today
Marvel’s Spider-Man: Savior or False Shepherd
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in February of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! My heart still aches for the eight hundred Activision Blizzard employees who were laid off a few weeks ago. I knew my only hope to turn… Continue reading Marvel’s Spider-Man: Savior or False Shepherd
The End is Nigh … because $7.26B is not enough
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in February of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!! I had planned to stand before you all and discuss Apex Legends. Yes, it is true, I am no fan of battle royale games, but I… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because $7.26B is not enough
Resident Evil 2 (2019): Savior or False Shepherd
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in February of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU FIND ME IN QUITE THE GOOD MOOD. In a week, where Electronic Arts blamed Battlefield V’s low sales on spending too much time crafting… Continue reading Resident Evil 2 (2019): Savior or False Shepherd
The End is Nigh … because of the War of the Storefronts
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in January of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! LEND ME YOUR EARS!!! FOR, I, THE DOOMSAYER, WANT TO TALK ABOUT WAR!!! War. War never changes. Since the dawn of PC gaming, when our fathers… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of the War of the Storefronts