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Category: Opinion
The End is Nigh … because of bleak, empty, open worlds
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The End is Nigh … because Publishers want to Patch Out the Past
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The End is Nigh … because of Mobile Gaming
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The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s Apathy
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The End is Nigh … because Telltale Games is Dead
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in October of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! DEARLY BELOVED! We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Telltale Games. On September 21, 2018, Telltale Games released a statement saying they would… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Telltale Games is Dead
The End is Nigh … because Publishers are Villains
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The End is Nigh … because of Loot Boxes
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in September of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. “ROLL UP!!! ROLL UP!!!” an excited carney yells from across the street. “You there” he yells jestering at you, “come open up a Doomsayer loot box. Each one has… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Loot Boxes
The End is Nigh … because of the Four Horsemen
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The End is Nigh … because Nintendo wants too many Indie Games
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