Category: Opinion

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. Well, well, my followers; I can see you feel like you’re lost in these open-world sandboxes you love so much.  Staring at your map with no sense of direction… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of bleak, empty, open worlds

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. GATHER ROUND MY FOLLOWERS!!!  I HAVE DONE IT!!  I HAVE OBTAINED AN ITEM THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO MAKE GAMING GREAT AGAIN: THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!!!  It was not merely… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Publishers want to Patch Out the Past

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! QUICKLY, PLEASE, GATHER ROUND!!!  I COME BEARING THE DARKEST OF NEWS!!!  I had ventured to the gaming convention known as PAX East 2019.  Filled with excitement,… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Mobile Gaming

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. GATHER AROUND MY FOLLOWERS!!! QUICKLY GRAB A FACE MASK AND ANTIBIOTICS!!!  THERE IS A PLAGUE AMONG US!!!  It started in July 2017, around the Seattle area.  It slowly began… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s Apathy

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in October of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!  DEARLY BELOVED!  We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Telltale Games.  On September 21, 2018, Telltale Games released a statement saying they would… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Telltale Games is Dead

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in September of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  Broktober is rolling around the corner, meaning one thing:  Publishers will be crawling all over themselves to get you to purchase their games, but as… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Publishers are Villains

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in September of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. “ROLL UP!!! ROLL UP!!!” an excited carney yells from across the street.  “You there” he yells jestering at you, “come open up a Doomsayer loot box.  Each one has… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Loot Boxes

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in July of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!  I SEE THE CONFUSED LOOKS ON YOUR FACES!!! I HEAR THE WHISPERS!!!  YOU THINK I HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE MAD!!!  JUST MERE WEEKS AGO, I WAS PRAISING… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Nintendo wants too many Indie Games

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in July of 2018 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. ROLL UP!!! ROLL UP!!!  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! BOYS AND GIRLS!!! DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU!!! I, THE VIDEO GAME DOOMSAYER, AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE MY NEW OCCUPATION!!! … Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of the EA Circus