Category: Opinion

The End is Nigh… because of Pitiful Patents from Publishers

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in February of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. My loyal followers… you were not prepared.  The ire of avarice publishers came to our world; their only desire to bleed our wallets dry.  They razed our multiplayer games,… Continue reading The End is Nigh… because of Pitiful Patents from Publishers

The End is Nigh … for the Excruciating Exhaustion of the E3 Expo

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in February of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it is no secret the games industry is built on false promises like a fragile house of cards.  We were promised a genuine Aliens experience only… Continue reading The End is Nigh … for the Excruciating Exhaustion of the E3 Expo

The End is Nigh … because of the Darkside of Delays

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in January of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY FOLLOWERS!!!  THE FINAL DAYS ARE UPON US!!!  VIDEO GAMES ARE COMING TO AN END IN 2020.  We have been blinded by false promises and an avalanche of hype. … Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of the Darkside of Delays

Doomsayer’s Top 5 of 2019

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  I come to you fattened by sweets and eggnog.  I come bringing good tidings and cheer in between my drunken sugar-rush haze.  Although I long… Continue reading Doomsayer’s Top 5 of 2019

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Bioshock the Savior, Bioshock 4 the False Shepherd

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  The industry refuses to yield.  Just when I think the games industry has dealt its final blow upon my weary body, it just keeps punching. … Continue reading Bioshock the Savior, Bioshock 4 the False Shepherd

The End is Nigh … because Publishers sell Access, not Games

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  I, the Video Game Doomsayer, do not advocate for piracy.  However, desperate times calls for desperate measures.  My followers, I have had people come to… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Publishers sell Access, not Games

The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s VR Obsession

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!  I AM HERE, ON BEHALF OF VALVE, TO DISCUSS THE NEW HALF-LIFE TITLE: HALF-LIFE: ALYX.  After twelve years of the Half-Life series’… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s VR Obsession

The End is Nigh …because the Game Industry is run by the Mob

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. As I sit up here in my tiny, humid office, sipping my whiskey, I can only wonder how it got so bad.  Ever since I, the Video Game Doomsayer,… Continue reading The End is Nigh …because the Game Industry is run by the Mob

The End is Nigh…because of BlizzCon 2019

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  Some people have grown up with the adventures of Link and Mario to inspire them.  Some people regale stories from the Final Fantasy series.  Others… Continue reading The End is Nigh…because of BlizzCon 2019