This article originally ran under a different banner/website in February of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it is no secret the games industry is built on false promises like a fragile house of cards. We were promised a genuine Aliens experience only… Continue reading The End is Nigh … for the Excruciating Exhaustion of the E3 Expo
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The End is Nigh … because of the Darkside of Delays
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in January of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY FOLLOWERS!!! THE FINAL DAYS ARE UPON US!!! VIDEO GAMES ARE COMING TO AN END IN 2020. We have been blinded by false promises and an avalanche of hype. … Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of the Darkside of Delays
Bioshock the Savior, Bioshock 4 the False Shepherd
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! The industry refuses to yield. Just when I think the games industry has dealt its final blow upon my weary body, it just keeps punching. … Continue reading Bioshock the Savior, Bioshock 4 the False Shepherd
The End is Nigh … because Publishers sell Access, not Games
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! I, the Video Game Doomsayer, do not advocate for piracy. However, desperate times calls for desperate measures. My followers, I have had people come to… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Publishers sell Access, not Games
The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s VR Obsession
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! I AM HERE, ON BEHALF OF VALVE, TO DISCUSS THE NEW HALF-LIFE TITLE: HALF-LIFE: ALYX. After twelve years of the Half-Life series’… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s VR Obsession
The End is Nigh … because of Advertising
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! Gather around my loyal followers. I see a grim future ahead of us and you must heed my warning. Imagine you have returned from home… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Advertising
The End is Nigh …because the Game Industry is run by the Mob
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. As I sit up here in my tiny, humid office, sipping my whiskey, I can only wonder how it got so bad. Ever since I, the Video Game Doomsayer,… Continue reading The End is Nigh …because the Game Industry is run by the Mob
The End is Nigh…because of BlizzCon 2019
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! Some people have grown up with the adventures of Link and Mario to inspire them. Some people regale stories from the Final Fantasy series. Others… Continue reading The End is Nigh…because of BlizzCon 2019
The End is Nigh … because Blizzard is bending the knee
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in October of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! COME FORTH, MY FOLLOWERS!!! COME FORTH NON-VIDEO GAME FANS!!! FOR MY WARNING TODAY DOES NOT MERELY JUST EXTEND TO VIDEO GAMES!!! I will admit when… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Blizzard is bending the knee
The End is Nigh … because Publishers are selling Time
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in September of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!! I, the Video Game Doomsayer, am sure many of you think our fight against excessive monetization is over. It would certainly seem… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Publishers are selling Time