This article originally ran under a different banner/website in August of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! I, THE VIDEO GAME DOOMSAYER, HAVE FINALLY DONE IT!!! I have searched the highest of snow-capped mountains. I have scoured the alleys… Continue reading Fall Guys Review – Move Over Fortnite
Author: Craig "Doomsayer" Gervais
Carrion Review – Teeth Ground Sharp and Eyes Glowing Red
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in August of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU ALL!!! Have you ever been watching a horror movie late at night, and wishing you could experience the story from… Continue reading Carrion Review – Teeth Ground Sharp and Eyes Glowing Red
The End is Nigh … because of the Livestreams Replacing E3 2020
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in July of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. GATHER ROUND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU. While E3 2020 is dead and buried, publishers still long to get us hyped for the latest round… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of the Livestreams Replacing E3 2020
Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated Review – WHAT YEAR IS IT
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in July of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!! I, the Video Game Doomsayer, feel like Robin Williams returning to the real world after escaping from Jumanji. Bewildered and confused. All I can do is… Continue reading Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated Review – WHAT YEAR IS IT
Spec Ops: The Line Review – What The Last of Us Part II was Missing
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in July of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!! After finishing The Last of Us Part II, I, the Video Game Doomsayer, felt a hunger. A hunger for a game that… Continue reading Spec Ops: The Line Review – What The Last of Us Part II was Missing
The Last of Us Part II: Review – Thrashing Around in the Dark
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in July of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. Ok, Doomsayer, you can do this. It is just a game, you can talk about it. It doesn’t matter that the discussion behind this game has become so vile… Continue reading The Last of Us Part II: Review – Thrashing Around in the Dark
Portal Review – Valve’s Classroom
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in June of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! While many are expecting a The Last of Us Part II review, I must dreadfully inform you I am still working on gathering all my… Continue reading Portal Review – Valve’s Classroom
Journey Review – Can’t spell Heart with Art
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in June of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. I loaded into Journey to a sea of sand. Hills rising and falling across the land. I made my way up the hills as a somber violin plays in… Continue reading Journey Review – Can’t spell Heart with Art
Maneater Review – When Man and Nature Collide
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in June of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. The day had finally come. After weeks of playing through games and tirelessly reviewing them, the day for some much needed rest and relaxation had finally arrived. With not… Continue reading Maneater Review – When Man and Nature Collide
Hotline Miami Review – Neon Blood-Soaked Haze
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in June of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. As the automated door opened, I stumbled through it soaked in sweat and unsure where I was. Trying my best not to trip over myself, I lurched over to… Continue reading Hotline Miami Review – Neon Blood-Soaked Haze