Author: Craig "Doomsayer" Gervais

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in January of 2021 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. Hype is poison.  As I, the Video Game Doomsayer, stand before you, my loyal followers, the number of games that overpromise and under-deliver seems infinite, while the number of… Continue reading Cyberpunk 2077 Review: Glitch in the Matrix

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  GATHER ROUND, MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!!  As many of you know, I, the Video Game Doomsayer, firmly believe video game crunch is the biggest issue facing… Continue reading Hades Review: It’s Not a Phase Dad

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!!  LEND ME YOUR EARS!!!  I know many of you are enraptured in the world of Night City.  The lights, the sounds, and the endless technological advances. … Continue reading The Pathless Review: Let the Hunt Begin

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!  HEAR YE!!!  MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS, you all know me as the steward bastion of video games.  I will defend it mercilessly until my dying breath.  Whether it’s… Continue reading Spider-Man: Miles Morales Review – Thankful for Insomniac Games

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!!  I CAN SEE THE TEARS OF PAIN FALLING ON DOWN YOUR FACE.  You are all torn apart by Cyberpunk 2077 being delayed into mid-December.  I felt… Continue reading Ghostrunner Review – Genji Simulator

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  GATHER ROUND!!!  GATHER ROUND!!!  It is that time of year where Supermassive Game delivers unto us an interactive horror film in the vein of Until… Continue reading Little Hope Review – Someone’s a Silent Hill Fan

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE LEND ME YOUR EARS.  Just as I, the Video Game Doomsayer, think the roguelike tidal wave is over, I turn around… Continue reading BPM: Bullets Per Minute Review – A Basic 4/4 Beat

This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!!  HEAR YE!!!  After playing through Amnesia Rebirth, I, the Video Game Doomsayer, have a yearning for some truly unique horror experiences.  As I sort through my Steam… Continue reading Silent Hill 4: The Room Review – There’s a Quarantine Joke Here