Craig “Doomsayer” Gervais – Page 17

The End is Nigh … because Publishers are Villains

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Savior of False Shepherd: World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth

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The End is Nigh … because of Loot Boxes

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The End is Nigh … because of the Four Horsemen

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Savior or False Shepherd: We Happy Few

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Savior of False Shephard: Enter the Gungeon

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Savior or False Shephard: The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit

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The End is Nigh … because Nintendo wants too many Indie Games

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Savior or False Shephard: I Hate Running Backward

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The End is Nigh … because of the EA Circus

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