This article originally ran under a different banner/website in January of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! My loyal followers, after playing Duke Nuke Forever, I, the Video Game Doomsayer, feel a bit burnt out on shooters. I recoil in disgust at… Continue reading Thomas Was Alone – An Exercise in Characters
Author: Craig "Doomsayer" Gervais
Duke Nukem Forever – The Long-Awaited Betrayal
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in January of 2020 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! BOYS AND GIRLS OF ALL AGE!!! MAY I WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE NEW DECADE!!! 2020 is finally upon us now. As I,… Continue reading Duke Nukem Forever – The Long-Awaited Betrayal
Doomsayer’s Top 5 of 2019
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! I come to you fattened by sweets and eggnog. I come bringing good tidings and cheer in between my drunken sugar-rush haze. Although I long… Continue reading Doomsayer’s Top 5 of 2019
Jedi: Fallen Order: Savior or False Shepherd
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! LEND ME YOUR EARS!!! DO JOURNALISTS NOT HAVE ANY PRIDE IN THEIR WORK? As I, the Video Game Doomsayer, glance through reviews of Jedi: Fallen Order,… Continue reading Jedi: Fallen Order: Savior or False Shepherd
Bioshock the Savior, Bioshock 4 the False Shepherd
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! The industry refuses to yield. Just when I think the games industry has dealt its final blow upon my weary body, it just keeps punching. … Continue reading Bioshock the Savior, Bioshock 4 the False Shepherd
The End is Nigh … because Publishers sell Access, not Games
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in December of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! I, the Video Game Doomsayer, do not advocate for piracy. However, desperate times calls for desperate measures. My followers, I have had people come to… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because Publishers sell Access, not Games
The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s VR Obsession
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! I AM HERE, ON BEHALF OF VALVE, TO DISCUSS THE NEW HALF-LIFE TITLE: HALF-LIFE: ALYX. After twelve years of the Half-Life series’… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Valve’s VR Obsession
The End is Nigh … because of Advertising
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!! Gather around my loyal followers. I see a grim future ahead of us and you must heed my warning. Imagine you have returned from home… Continue reading The End is Nigh … because of Advertising
River City Girls: Savoir or False Shepherd
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. It’s a dog-eat-dog world here in this unforgiving town. One minute your king of the mountain; next you’re face down in a ditch because you banned someone being critical… Continue reading River City Girls: Savoir or False Shepherd
The End is Nigh …because the Game Industry is run by the Mob
This article originally ran under a different banner/website in November of 2019 and is now being here re-uploaded for purposes of convenience and consolidation. Please enjoy. As I sit up here in my tiny, humid office, sipping my whiskey, I can only wonder how it got so bad. Ever since I, the Video Game Doomsayer,… Continue reading The End is Nigh …because the Game Industry is run by the Mob